Life, in Reverse

GonzoRacer · **Posted:** Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:31 am

Have you ever wondered if life would be better backwards?

You'd start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then, wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, when you start working, they throw a party & you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day …

And then your life ends as an orgasm.

photoman · **Posted:** Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:36 am

Damn Gonzo, I'm starting to think you're one of those smart, deep thinking fellows. Give me one of those gold watches and point me toward the party, and babes. And just think of the success we could have with the babes, since we now have all that experience.

GonzoRacer · **Posted:** Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:59 am

Quote:

Damn Gonzo, I'm starting to think you're one of those smart, deep thinking fellows.

Who, ME??? Awww HELL No...
But I can cut and paste off other people's Facebook page like you wouldn't believe!
:rofl:

cheapracer · **Joined:** Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:29 am **Posts:** 2592

You didn't see the movie "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"??

Driven5 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:15 am

I believe those were some thoughts on life by the great philosopher Woody Allen...

Another point of view on life:
At age 4 success is ... not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is ... having friends.
At age 16 success is ... having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is ... having sex.
At age 35 success is ... having money.
At age 50 success is ... having money.
At age 60 success is ... having sex.
At age 70 success is ... having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is ... having friends.
At age 80 success is ... not peeing in your pants.

GonzoRacer · **Posted:** Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:28 pm

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I believe those were some thoughts on life by the great philosopher Woody Allen...

Yo, Driven-- Could be... I was told it was written by the eminent philosopher George Carlin...

Hey, Cheapracer- As a matter of fact, I missed that one, but I understand it was a similar premise... Was it any good?

:cheers:

Driven5 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:46 pm

It looks like we may both be wrong...Although admittedly it does sound more Carlinesque.

Out of left field, it's...Sean Morey?

raceral · **Posted:** Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:54 pm

Sorry JD, my wife wont let me lived a reverse life, she scared I might marry somebody else or yet

maybe stay single. :shock:

Al

GonzoRacer · **Posted:** Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:40 pm

Driven5 wrote:

It looks like we may both be wrong...Although admittedly it does sound more Carlinesque.

Out of left field, it's...Sean Morey?

Interesting... Who the hell is Sean Morey??? (I mean, other than the comic that invented the "Living Backwards" bit.)

:cheers:

GonzoRacer · **Posted:** Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:44 pm

raceral wrote:

Sorry JD, my wife wont let me lived a reverse life, she scared I might marry somebody else or yet

maybe stay single. :shock:

Hey Al- Imagine if the "Reverse Life" thing actually existed... You'd fall for this old Grandma, and she'd wind up being a hot 18 year old! I kinda like this system...

JDK

cheapracer · **Joined:** Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:29 am **Posts:** 2592

GonzoRacer wrote:

Hey, Cheapracer - As a matter of fact, I missed that one, but I understand it was a similar premise... Was it any good?

Yeah it was ok, worth the watch - interesting to see how they accomplish each step of the way.

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