LocostUSA.com

Note the release date for this new product.

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Chuck.

“Any suspension will work if you don’t let it.” - Colin Chapman

Visit my ongoing MGB Rustoration log: over HERE

Or my Wankel powered Locost log : over HERE

And don't forget my Cushman Truckster resto Locostusa.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=36&t=17766

Yeah, the "launch date" at the very end is the key!!

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Scratch building, at continental-drift speed, a custom McSoreley-design framed, dual-Weber 45DCOE carburated, Zetec-engined, ridiculously fast money pit.

http://zetec7.webs.com/

From another website:

An Honest Lawyer

An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview young lawyers.

"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Peterson, are you an honest lawyer?"

"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me $15,000 for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case."

"Impressive. And what sort of case was that?"

The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, "He sued me for the money."

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Chuck.

“Any suspension will work if you don’t let it.” - Colin Chapman

Visit my ongoing MGB Rustoration log: over HERE

Or my Wankel powered Locost log : over HERE

And don't forget my Cushman Truckster resto Locostusa.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=36&t=17766

Stolen from the Aussie Clubman forum. Kinda sick, but funny!

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JD, father of Quinn, Son of a... Build Log
Quinn the Slotus:Ford 302 Powered, Mallock-Inspired, Tube Frame, Hillclimb Special
"Gonzo and friends: Last night must have been quite a night. Camelot moments, mechanical marvels, Rustoleum launches, flying squirrels, fru-fru tea cuppers, V8 envy, Ensure catch cans -- and it wasn't even a full moon." -- SeattleTom

Yeah, sick, but funny, JD.

God help me, eh?

Cheers,

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Damn! That front slip angle is way too large and the Ackerman is just a muddle.

Build Log: viewtopic.php?f=35&t=5886

Just bought a new chain saw from Horrible Freight. Came with an extra chain.

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JD, father of Quinn, Son of a... Build Log
Quinn the Slotus:Ford 302 Powered, Mallock-Inspired, Tube Frame, Hillclimb Special
"Gonzo and friends: Last night must have been quite a night. Camelot moments, mechanical marvels, Rustoleum launches, flying squirrels, fru-fru tea cuppers, V8 envy, Ensure catch cans -- and it wasn't even a full moon." -- SeattleTom

A (back)woodsman went to the hardware store to get a new handle for his axe.
The shop keeper told the woodsman he would give him a new axe handle if he bought a chainsaw.
The shop keeper guaranteed the woodsman he could cut 4 cords or more of firewood a day with the chainsaw,
if not he would return the chainsaw for a full refund and keep the new axe handle.
The woodsman could see he had nothing to loose and bought the chainsaw and got his free axe handle.
He returned a week later mad as hell and told the shop keeper he was glad he got a new axe handle or he never could have finished his project.
"Here's yer dang chainsaw and I want my money back and I'm keepin the new handle like you said."
"I busted my arse and the best I could cut was 1/2 a cord of firewood in one day with the durn'd thing"

"Now wait a minute there, there's no way that chainsaw won't cut 4 cords or more a day" says the shopkeeper
"My boy cut 8 cords of wood just the other day with a saw just like that."
"Let's have a look at it." They go outside and the shop keeper checks out the saw and the chain is sharp, and adjusted everything looks good.
He grabs the cord and gives it a yank and the saw starts right up!
The woodsman jumps back and says "Holy [PooPoo]! What's that noise!!!"
:^)

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I don't know who I am, when I am somebody else.

Just too funny.

http://www.dizzyturtle.com/bullied-by-driver/

Bill

A Scotsman and an Englishman are neighbors in adjoining townhomes, they're both taking a break on their front steps. Curiously they've both been doing the same chore: stripping out wallpaper.

What's the difference?

The Englishman is renovating and the Scotsman is moving.

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Trochu Motor League

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.

Today, I got a call from Home Depot who installed them. The caller complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

Just because I'm a Senior Citizen doesn't mean that I am automatically mentally challenged.

So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year --that these windows would pay for themselves in a year---

It's been a year, so they're paid for, I told him.

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up.

He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.

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Chuck.

“Any suspension will work if you don’t let it.” - Colin Chapman

Visit my ongoing MGB Rustoration log: over HERE

Or my Wankel powered Locost log : over HERE

And don't forget my Cushman Truckster resto Locostusa.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=36&t=17766

I found this one today on another website I occasionally visit. I Find, at least for me, it is so true! That reminds me to go out in the shop today.

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Chuck.

“Any suspension will work if you don’t let it.” - Colin Chapman

Visit my ongoing MGB Rustoration log: over HERE

Or my Wankel powered Locost log : over HERE

And don't forget my Cushman Truckster resto Locostusa.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=36&t=17766

Tomoorw is Punch Your Annoying Coworker in the Face Day. If you don't know who that is, I would suggest you don't go to work tomorrow.

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Trochu Motor League

What is the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
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The Zippo is a little lighter...

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JD, father of Quinn, Son of a... Build Log
Quinn the Slotus:Ford 302 Powered, Mallock-Inspired, Tube Frame, Hillclimb Special
"Gonzo and friends: Last night must have been quite a night. Camelot moments, mechanical marvels, Rustoleum launches, flying squirrels, fru-fru tea cuppers, V8 envy, Ensure catch cans -- and it wasn't even a full moon." -- SeattleTom

People frequently complain about the police, but you rarely hear about the positive things they do, such as this incident involving a biker and a frozen carburetor.

Last January on a bitterly cold winter's day, a North Dakota State Trooper on patrol came upon a motorcyclist who was stalled by the roadside.

The biker was swathed in heavy protective clothing and wearing a full-face helmet to protect the face from the cold weather.

"What's the matter? asked the Trooper
"Carburetor's frozen," was the terse reply.
"Pee on it. That'll thaw it out."
"I can't," said the biker.
"OK, watch me closely and I'll show you." The Trooper unzipped and promptly warmed the carburetor as promised.
Moments later, the bike started and the rider drove off, waving.

A few days later, the local State Troopers' office received a note of thanks from the father of the motorcyclist

It began: "On behalf of my daughter Janice……

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Larry in Seattle

Good one, Larry! I stole it and re-posted...

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JD, father of Quinn, Son of a... Build Log
Quinn the Slotus:Ford 302 Powered, Mallock-Inspired, Tube Frame, Hillclimb Special
"Gonzo and friends: Last night must have been quite a night. Camelot moments, mechanical marvels, Rustoleum launches, flying squirrels, fru-fru tea cuppers, V8 envy, Ensure catch cans -- and it wasn't even a full moon." -- SeattleTom