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Author:  j.walking [ October 19, 2010, 11:53 am ]
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2000 Honda Civic - 328,000 km's OR
1998 Chevrolet Silverado 4x4 - 335,000 km's

If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless?

Author:  JackMcCornack [ October 19, 2010, 12:06 pm ]
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My Locost mostly (yes, really), but when its undergoing redesign/rebody/research/repair or it's raining, '95 Miata (guess what's going to happen to it someday?).

I have a joke subject request: every profession has its jokes, what are yours?

I'll start.

What's the difference between a freelance writer and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Author:  mattrogers [ October 19, 2010, 12:14 pm ]
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JackMcCornack wrote:
I have a joke subject request: every profession has its jokes, what are yours?


Q: What's the difference between cowboy boots and engineer boots?
A: Cowboy boots have bullsh*t on the outside!

Author:  oldejack [ October 19, 2010, 12:19 pm ]
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dd 79 mercedes 300d(na, i go sloowwwwww), backup car is a 92 accord 2door. ..
a joke, are you kidding? all i have to do is look in a mirror! take my wife,please! no wait, i divorced her and she's still paying me back for imbezzling from the business. ...... aw heck take her anyways, only a couple of grand left owed.

Author:  oldejack [ October 19, 2010, 12:23 pm ]
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mattrogers wrote:
JackMcCornack wrote:
I have a joke subject request: every profession has its jokes, what are yours?


Q: What's the difference between cowboy boots and engineer boots?
A: Cowboy boots have bullsh*t on the outside!


ohhhh man that one would get things thrown at me in my family, i luv it!!!
:cheers:

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Author:  GonzoRacer [ October 19, 2010, 12:50 pm ]
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mattrogers wrote:
JackMcCornack wrote:
I have a joke subject request: every profession has its jokes, what are yours?


Q: What's the difference between cowboy boots and engineer boots?
A: Cowboy boots have bullsh*t on the outside!


I've got about a million engineer jokes. I'll spare all of you. (They never 'get' them anyway.)

"A Geologist is the one that can tell a platinum blonde from a common ore!"

Author:  dilbert [ October 19, 2010, 12:53 pm ]
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03 Civic si

How many programmers dose it take to change a light bulb?
None – It’s a hardware problem

Author:  nether10 [ October 19, 2010, 1:01 pm ]
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'07 Hyundai Accent sedan (boooooorrrriiiiiing).

GonzoRacer wrote:
I've got about a million engineer jokes. I'll spare all of you.

Aw, come on... please? :D

Author:  GonzoRacer [ October 19, 2010, 1:04 pm ]
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nether10 wrote:
GonzoRacer wrote:
I've got about a million engineer jokes. I'll spare all of you.

Aw, come on... please? :D


Civil Engineer... A contradiction of terms.

Author:  Jazzie604 [ October 19, 2010, 1:15 pm ]
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03 Mitsu Evo (with a child seat in the back!)

So I took a right hand turn the other day and heard "knock knock"

I said "whos there?"

it's you crank........





So Im not a comedian, but if you are a DSMer, you'll get it.......

Author:  reddeth [ October 19, 2010, 1:40 pm ]
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dilbert wrote:
03 Civic si

How many programmers dose it take to change a light bulb?
None – It’s a hardware problem


How many programmers does it take to fix a simple bug?

None - it's a feature, not a bug.

Author:  modernbeat [ October 19, 2010, 5:30 pm ]
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How about some nice black and white pics instead.

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Author:  redneckcarrow [ October 19, 2010, 6:39 pm ]
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94 toy t100 120,000 miles 4x4 the joke try to find any thimg aftermarket for this thing

Author:  Warren Nethercote [ October 19, 2010, 6:49 pm ]
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Three engineers are on a road trip when their car stops running in the midst of a heavy rain.

The electrical engineer says, "It's got to be the ignition!"

The mechanical engineer says, "No, I heard it stumble, so there must be a fuel flow problem."

"No,no," says the computer engineer, "we all have to get out - once we get back in again it's sure to restart just fine."

Author:  cboettch [ October 19, 2010, 10:33 pm ]
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Ok, well 1st post, not how I envisioned it, but anywho--
So 4 weeks ago after years of lurking and researching, I bought this
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then 3 weeks ago along came this
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I know there is humor in this somewhere :wink: :mrgreen:

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