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Author: | j.walking [ October 19, 2010, 11:53 am ] |
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2000 Honda Civic - 328,000 km's OR 1998 Chevrolet Silverado 4x4 - 335,000 km's If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless? |
Author: | JackMcCornack [ October 19, 2010, 12:06 pm ] |
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My Locost mostly (yes, really), but when its undergoing redesign/rebody/research/repair or it's raining, '95 Miata (guess what's going to happen to it someday?). I have a joke subject request: every profession has its jokes, what are yours? I'll start. What's the difference between a freelance writer and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four. |
Author: | mattrogers [ October 19, 2010, 12:14 pm ] |
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JackMcCornack wrote: I have a joke subject request: every profession has its jokes, what are yours? Q: What's the difference between cowboy boots and engineer boots? A: Cowboy boots have bullsh*t on the outside! |
Author: | oldejack [ October 19, 2010, 12:19 pm ] |
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dd 79 mercedes 300d(na, i go sloowwwwww), backup car is a 92 accord 2door. .. a joke, are you kidding? all i have to do is look in a mirror! take my wife,please! no wait, i divorced her and she's still paying me back for imbezzling from the business. ...... aw heck take her anyways, only a couple of grand left owed. |
Author: | oldejack [ October 19, 2010, 12:23 pm ] |
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mattrogers wrote: JackMcCornack wrote: I have a joke subject request: every profession has its jokes, what are yours? Q: What's the difference between cowboy boots and engineer boots? A: Cowboy boots have bullsh*t on the outside! ohhhh man that one would get things thrown at me in my family, i luv it!!! btw, the "view more smilies" function is returning Quote: Return to the index page General Error
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Author: | GonzoRacer [ October 19, 2010, 12:50 pm ] |
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mattrogers wrote: JackMcCornack wrote: I have a joke subject request: every profession has its jokes, what are yours? Q: What's the difference between cowboy boots and engineer boots? A: Cowboy boots have bullsh*t on the outside! I've got about a million engineer jokes. I'll spare all of you. (They never 'get' them anyway.) "A Geologist is the one that can tell a platinum blonde from a common ore!" |
Author: | dilbert [ October 19, 2010, 12:53 pm ] |
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03 Civic si How many programmers dose it take to change a light bulb? None – It’s a hardware problem |
Author: | nether10 [ October 19, 2010, 1:01 pm ] |
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'07 Hyundai Accent sedan (boooooorrrriiiiiing). GonzoRacer wrote: I've got about a million engineer jokes. I'll spare all of you. Aw, come on... please? |
Author: | GonzoRacer [ October 19, 2010, 1:04 pm ] |
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nether10 wrote: GonzoRacer wrote: I've got about a million engineer jokes. I'll spare all of you. Aw, come on... please? Civil Engineer... A contradiction of terms. |
Author: | Jazzie604 [ October 19, 2010, 1:15 pm ] |
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03 Mitsu Evo (with a child seat in the back!) So I took a right hand turn the other day and heard "knock knock" I said "whos there?" it's you crank........ So Im not a comedian, but if you are a DSMer, you'll get it....... |
Author: | reddeth [ October 19, 2010, 1:40 pm ] |
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dilbert wrote: 03 Civic si How many programmers dose it take to change a light bulb? None – It’s a hardware problem How many programmers does it take to fix a simple bug? None - it's a feature, not a bug. |
Author: | modernbeat [ October 19, 2010, 5:30 pm ] |
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How about some nice black and white pics instead. |
Author: | redneckcarrow [ October 19, 2010, 6:39 pm ] |
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94 toy t100 120,000 miles 4x4 the joke try to find any thimg aftermarket for this thing |
Author: | Warren Nethercote [ October 19, 2010, 6:49 pm ] |
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Three engineers are on a road trip when their car stops running in the midst of a heavy rain. The electrical engineer says, "It's got to be the ignition!" The mechanical engineer says, "No, I heard it stumble, so there must be a fuel flow problem." "No,no," says the computer engineer, "we all have to get out - once we get back in again it's sure to restart just fine." |
Author: | cboettch [ October 19, 2010, 10:33 pm ] |
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Ok, well 1st post, not how I envisioned it, but anywho-- So 4 weeks ago after years of lurking and researching, I bought this Attachment: 100_3495.JPG then 3 weeks ago along came this Attachment: 100_3600.JPG I know there is humor in this somewhere |
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