Heard any good jokes? (Human-proof)

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rx7locost
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New one for me.
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Finally, a reserved parking space for fat guys who like to Barbeque!
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Here is one from the internet
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Chuck.

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This is a cheesy dad joke I heard the other day...

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What kind of cheese can't you have?
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Nacho cheese
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... sorry I'll show myself out... :D
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From another car site I visit, an eBay Christmas Scam warning:
ebay scam.JPG


Merry Christmas all.
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Chuck.

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rx7locost wrote:From another car site I visit, an eBay Christmas Scam warning:
ebay scam.JPG


Merry Christmas all.
LOL, Chuck you won't believe how many times I've been scammed like that, guess I'll never learn :rofl:
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An Amish lady driver is pulled over by a traffic cop.
"I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous."
"I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have my husband repair it as soon as I return home."
"Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your reins to your horse is wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this cruelty to animals so you should have your husband check that too."
"Again I thank thee. I shall have my husband check this when I get home."

True to her word, when the Amish lady got home, she told her husband about the broken reflector. He said he would put a new one on immediately. "Also," said the Amish woman, "the policeman said there was something wrong with the emergency brake."

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How true this is :lol:
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"No one ever told me I couldn't do it."
"If you can't build it safe, don't build it."

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Perry's TBird Based 5.0L Super 7 L.S.O
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@horchoha
Indeed it is, Perry. When I was asked how much my Locost was costing me, I said, "Two wrists, one elbow and a shoulder." And, I haven't even started doing the panel beating yet.

Cheers,
Damn! That front slip angle is way too large and the Ackerman is just a muddle.

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I just saw this on a different site. I thought I'd add it here. I wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. May the new year bring you closer to your project's completion and/or lots of fun driving.
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